Not very common anymore, is it?

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I would have titled this "Rare Sense" but I was afraid it might cause some confusion for those searching for subject material on the 1990s Go-Go music scene in the Greater Washington D.C. area. Man, I hope Orlando is still kickin'.

Anywho...

The entire purpose behind the fucking idea, concept, development, creation, production and eventual incorporation of the fucking merge lane on a freeway is to get up to speed so you can safely fucking merge!!! It's not that difficult! Think laws of motion. Think about how 2 objects can't occupy the same space at the same time. Think about mass and think about energy. Logic is not the enemy people. Excerise common sense. Think thoughts. Think. Just think. 

Let us math.

If subject "A" (you) is travelling at a rate of speed which is neither greater than nor equal to the rate of speed in which subject "2" (everyone else) is travelling at...

...then you're a fucking asshat.

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